It’s the holidays. Time to take a break from good taste. Revel in the gaudy. Celebrate the chintzy. And what better way to get in the spirit than this homage to an immortal kitsch classic? Go ahead. Get a leg up on your neighbors. Grab the shirt that redefines the phrase “Handle With Care.”
Mmmm Beer! When you just can’t stand the fam for two minutes longer, this tee reminds us all what truly brings families together during the holidays. Slip it on and toast “Cheers to Christmas!”
The Ghost of Christmas Past is taking you back… All the way to 80’s Red Bird Fever! When the Heat Is On at your holiday gathering, go see The Wizard and ask for more Cardinals conversation!
Where would we be without novelty songs? Those instantly dated, so irrepressibly NOW concoctions of fun, disposability and icicle-to-the brain levels of catchiness. If you don’t love it, and it doesn’t get your feet moving, then you just don’t want joy in your heart.
If there’s one thing we’ve learned from classic gaming, it’s that there’s no single holiday stressor that can’t be dealt with by either jumping over it, dodging it with a ladder, or smashing it with a mallet. Think of it as a This Time of Year Survival Simulator.
Cats can’t speak English. They just can’t. So if they were to issue some sort of appropriate season’s greetings, the best they could hope to get out would be a garbled, barely audible “Meowy Christmas.” Get it? Instead of “Merry Christmas?” It’s because they’re cats. Seriously.
They’re adorable and can’t be denied. So if you’re feeling generous, give a little something extra to these tiny felines. 100% of your donation supports the APA.
You can’t put a price on puppy love. But if you’re feeling generous, you can give a little more to these cuddle puddles. 100% of your donation supports the APA.